So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
