i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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