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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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