I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
