I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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