So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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