oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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