East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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