Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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