I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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