god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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