im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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