if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Still dying that you shit outside
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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