Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My breasts were aching with rage.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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