It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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