We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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