so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize