wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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