she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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