i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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