That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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