i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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