wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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