Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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