I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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