He asked me if I "almost moaned"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We have so much sex to catch up on
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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