why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
