just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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