So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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