No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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