Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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