Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
