it was like eating out sand paper
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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