Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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