I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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