Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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