people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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