Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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