Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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