out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Randomize
