i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
