so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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