Already got asked if we're dating
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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