whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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