their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize