Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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