I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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