Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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