well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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