that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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