i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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