When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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