school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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