Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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