So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize